We all know it's only a matter of time before our towns are overrun by armies of evil clowns. Here at Gator Guns we're dedicated to offering our clients a full array of equipment to fight them off when that day comes. Don't be caught off guard-- prepare yourself now. No single weapon will fit every situation, so to ensure your safety, we recommend at the very least:
One important tip: When shooting at a clown, it's especially important to aim for center mass. Don't waste ammunition going for headshots, as their wigs and hats and such. When a clown is threatening to consume your eternal soul, seconds count!
GATOR GUNS INC
715 N. Brevard Ave
Arcadia, FL 34266