Gator Guns & Ammo, Inc
Gator Guns & Ammo, Inc

Evil Clown Preparedness

We all know it's only a matter of time before our towns are overrun by armies of evil clowns. Here at Gator Guns we're dedicated to offering our clients a full array of equipment to fight them off when that day comes. Don't be caught off guard-- prepare yourself now. No single weapon will fit every situation, so to ensure your safety, we recommend at the very least:

  • A pistol in a suitable caliber for clown takedown. We've seen clowns laugh off a 9mm bullet with no problem, so consider larger calibers.
  • A 12-guage shotgun. Not as maneuverable in cramped spaces, but when you need the firepower it'll come in handy.
  • A semi-automatic rifle in at least .308 caliber. Nothing says "I hate clowns" like a Bushmaster.
  • A machete, because it looks cool.

One important tip: When shooting at a clown, it's especially important to aim for center mass. Don't waste ammunition going for headshots, as their wigs and hats and such. When a clown is threatening to consume your eternal soul, seconds count!




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715 N. Brevard Ave

Arcadia, FL 34266

Phone: 863-993-2666


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